Then we get Ty and Zane, the newlyweds whose romance is harder to buy than the fact that 90% of the main characters in this book consists of gay killing-machine men. Let’s just abuse him as much as we want, he literally will do nothing to defend himself. Wasn’t he brainwashing Nick? Nah, he’s a decent guy. The only reason Ty and Zane know about this is because Liam Bell shows up and tells them so. Now suddenly he’s the reason why not only the Vega cartel is after Ty and Zane, but also the NIA, and the CIA, although the latter wants to help them in very shady ways. So, Richard Burns, who was like a father to Ty, was killed in the previous book. (Some spoilers ahead, but hell I don’t give a fuck about them because I’m trying to convince myself this book wasn’t real). I’m not entirely sure what the plot of this book was, but let me try to be explain it. But hell, it basically summed up the entire book. That was just the first couple of chapters. Some genius, mastermind plan he came up with. Then he miraculously discovers his house is bugged, so he gets home pretending to be drunk, fucks Ty, and takes off.
We start off with Zane, working in his office, hating his job. See, The X-Files has genuinely amazing, kickass FBI agents, if you were wondering.) (If you don’t mind, I’m going to use nothing but X-Files gifs to express my utter disappointment with this book. “If there was one thing Ty and Zane knew how to do, it was abuse each other for fun.” I managed to finish Crash and Burn, and I’m feeling generous, so it’s getting two stars instead of the one star it deserves.
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